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The Elfman Has Landed

Jenna ElfmanScientolomom Jenna Elfman has given silent birth to a son, Story Elias, weighing in at 7 pounds, 2 ounces. Meet your future hubby, Suri!

Somehow, Jenna and husband Bodhi Elfman were able to keep the news a scientolosecret -- as the Thetan tyke was born a week ago, on July 23. Very sneaky, sis!

In a statement, Jenna's rep revealed that Story is already a fan of "classical music, a clean diaper, mom's boobs and long naps." What? No couch jumping?!




Filed under: Baby Watch, Hot Mamas


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1. god, what a dog

Posted at 5:50PM on Jul 30th 2007 by are you new?

2. FIRST

Posted at 5:50PM on Jul 30th 2007 by JoeBHills

3. Why do these celebrities give their children the goofiest names?

Posted at 5:55PM on Jul 30th 2007 by dee

4. So sad. I was truly bummed when I discovered she was a Scientologist a few years ago. I loved her on Dharma & Greg.

On the other hand, who wishes they had a crystal ball to see if Story actually DOES end up with Suri? *LOL*

Posted at 5:56PM on Jul 30th 2007 by kake79

5. Another Hollyweird child with a stupid name! Story?! (future scenario: "Mommy, read me a story..." Jenna" "Ok Story, what story shall I read to you?" "the story about the little girl named Apple is a nice story." Jenna: "Oh Story, you say the cutest things...")Good Grief!

Posted at 5:56PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Good Ol'Charlie Brown

6. Keep it a secret? Naaa, I don't think many people care... if she announced it last week it would have been overseen by the Blohan drama! Oh and what a stupid name!!

Posted at 5:57PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Cha

7. Oh God, just what we need. Another Scientologist to deal with

Posted at 5:58PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Diva

8. I feel sorry the child. He will have no choice but to grow up under the guidence of that awful CULT. The parents are very selfish to force that on him.

If they were interested in doing the " right thing " they would allow the child to grow up in a normal enviroment and choose which spiritual path he would like to take when he comes of age. Anyone who has done the research knows that scientology is a vile organization based on greed and asserting undo influence over their weak and gulible members. It's a shame when parents raise their children under the strict guide lines that scientology requires. No doubt that kid will grow up to be very screwed up.

Posted at 6:09PM on Jul 30th 2007 by The Wise Old Owl

9. Just what we need another Scientologist in this world

Posted at 6:10PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Diva

10. What kind of stupid name is Story?????????

Posted at 6:19PM on Jul 30th 2007 by zoe

11. Congratulations to Jenna & Bohdi...Any name that is unique and thoughtful is extrodinary. As for Scientology,,,at least they have a relisgious belief. Do you?

I loved Darma & Greg...loved Bodhi as the off the wall performance artist. Congrats again...

Posted at 6:31PM on Jul 30th 2007 by louise

12. classical music, a clean diaper, moms boobs and long naps sounds more like jack nickelson ...

Posted at 6:33PM on Jul 30th 2007 by d

13. I REALLY didn't need to hear about Alien Elfman's boobs. It's just a gross thing to picture. Besides, that baby's probably drinking from John Travolta's man boobs.

Posted at 6:56PM on Jul 30th 2007 by TwinMom

14. Scientology SUCKS!!!

Posted at 7:04PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Mad Man

15. Ahhhh.....the newest cult member arrives. Welcome, little nut. Prepare to be fitted for your neborn-sized Nikes.

Posted at 7:12PM on Jul 30th 2007 by cults "r" us

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