The Elfman Has Landed

31. Sadieface,

Ever invested in a class on English grammar or logic?

Posted at 8:59PM on Jul 30th 2007 by tromba1

32. Miapocca,

You have misused the word "spawn". "Spawn" refers to the reproduction of fish. You have done something that at least 1 person disagrees with so now you are deemed a stupid, sick and moronic cultist. As you are now confirmed stupid, the entire world must hate you. Right?

Posted at 9:01PM on Jul 30th 2007 by tromba1

33. Well, bring it on all you Rhodes Scholars who know so goddamned much about everything.

Posted at 9:06PM on Jul 30th 2007 by tromba1

34. Sadieface...it's Pilot Inspektor - not Instructor
As for the other wacked out names celebutards give their offspring, Story is just a stupid name but naming your kid Rumer or Apple or even Lindsay is reprehensible!!

Posted at 9:29PM on Jul 30th 2007 by notfamous...yet

35. How about Rachel Griffiths naming her son Banjo? I want to strum that banjo? Can you imagine that as a stupid dating line?lol

Posted at 9:34PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Seana

36. Story is not a stupid name, I named my son Story 5 and a half years ago and I loved it then and love it now! It's a European name from a few generations ago, normally a male name but I met a gal with the name a few years back after I had my son. We get a few raised eyebrows, but for the most part, everyone likes it! (he tells good stories too let me tell you) Haven't heard the "let me tell you a story, story" line yet but my friends warned me about it. Time will tell...........Oh, by the way, the guy from "my name is earl" name his kid "pilot inspektor" not "pilot instructor". Just an FYI.

Posted at 9:37PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Story\\\'smom

37. Kris Kristofferson and Bill Clinton were Rhodes Scholars. I wonder if they are around? lol

Posted at 9:37PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Seana

38. Christie Brinkley named her daughter Sailor. That is awful! Hello sailor!

Posted at 9:40PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Seana

39. Moxie Crimefighter is hideous from Penn. I think Sonnet is a cute name for Forest Whitaker's daughter.

Posted at 9:42PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Seana

40. The fact that there are only 40 comments speaks more about this D list star than anything anyone could write.

Posted at 10:01PM on Jul 30th 2007 by Phillip

41. Story Elfman.. sounds like he is one of santa's little helpers

Posted at 10:45AM on Jul 31st 2007 by are you new?

42. How do these people get drawn into this stupid ass cult

Posted at 10:02AM on Jul 31st 2007 by lightfoot

43. Scamotology preys on the weak ,ignorant, rich and the famous. No wonder certain show biz types are suckerd into this b.s. Do not fear this cult, they aren't as strong as the media portrays. They are a cult, but, by nature,cults come and go. Throughout history there have been thousands of them (cults)and none of them has lasted long enough to become anything but a joke. Jenna, Tom, John and all the rest are just idiot mental weaklings that can't find there own way through life and need aliens inside volcanoes to make everything OK. Ignore there insanity.

Posted at 10:05PM on Jul 31st 2007 by meltz911

44. STORY??????? POOR CHILD. SCIENTOLOGY?? POOR CHILD

Posted at 11:33PM on Jul 30th 2007 by QUINCYGIRL

45. Legally, they went from "Cult" to "Religion" the moment they got their Tax Exempt Status.
I Want Exempt Status, too! :P

Posted at 3:02AM on Jul 31st 2007 by M