Posted Sep 28th 2009 11:15AM by TMZ Staff
Well, it's finally out there ... "The Hills" stars' salaries are pretty much as nauseatingly huge as you may or may not have expected -- but, on a positive note, at least Spencer Pratt doesn't rake in the most.

Here's each star's salary per episode, according to TheDailyBeast.com:
-- Lauren Conrad, who was guaranteed the highest salary on the show during her stint, earned $125,000
-- Audrina Patridge, "Lo" Bosworth, and Heidi Montag each got $100,000
-- Kristin Cavallari -- who replaced Lauren Conrad this season -- earns $90,000
-- Spencer Pratt earns $65,000
-- Brody Jenner earned $45,000
That officially makes them the highest paid actors in a scripted, non-scripted show ever.
Filed under: Kristin Cavallari, The Rich Life, Heidi & Spencer, Audrina Patridge
Tags: audrina patridge, AudrinaPatridge, brody jenner, BrodyJenner, heidi montag, HeidiMontag, kristin cavallari, KristinCavallari, lauren conrad, LaurenConrad, lo bosworth, LoBosworth, speidi, spencer pratt, SpencerPratt
Posted Jul 21st 2009 1:30AM by TMZ Staff
50 Cent needs to wave his Magic Stick if he hopes to sell his Connecticut mega-mansion ... he just slashed the price another few million bucks in desperation.

Fiddy says he's fed up with the 2-hour, too long commute to New York City and wants to trade in the 19-bedroom, 37-bath pad for a cut down crib in the city -- it was $18.5 million, then $14.5 million and now it's only $10.9 million.
50 shelled out $4.1 million for the 17-acre estate -- but says he spent $6 million on urgent upgrades like a disco complete with stripper poles.
Filed under: 50 Cent, The Rich Life, Photo Galleries
Tags: 50 cent, 50Cent, forsale, mansion, photos, rapper
Posted Apr 14th 2009 1:40PM by TMZ Staff
Ruth Madoff visited her embezzler husband Bernie Madoff at a federal correction center in Manhattan yesterday and left carrying a bag of money. Score!

Bernie has been incarcerated for over a month and is so good at what he does, looks like he's even swindling his fellow crooks. Now that's a professional!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, The Rich Life
Tags: Bernie Madoff, BernieMadoff, embezzlement, jail, money bag, MoneyBag, ponzi scheme, PonziScheme, prison, Ruth Madoff, RuthMadoff
Posted Apr 10th 2009 3:00PM by TMZ Staff
Ahoy matey! Check out Johnny Depp's own personal Black Pearl, a luxury yacht called the Vajoliroja.

Named for the first letters of the names of his family (longtime GF Vanessa, Johnny, daughter Lily Rose and son Jack), Vajoliroja -- which includes a crew of seven -- is anchored off the coast of Puerto Rico while JD makes his latest flick in the area.

Eat your heart out, Jack Sparrow!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Johnny Depp, The Rich Life
Tags: caribbean, jack sparrow, JackSparrow, Johnny Depp, JohnnyDepp, pirates, pirates of the caribbean, pirates of the carribean, PiratesOfTheCaribbean, PiratesOfTheCarribean, Puerto Rico, PuertoRico, Vajoliroja, yacht
Posted Apr 9th 2009 12:42PM by TMZ Staff
Check out all that plush gray hair on celebuchef Paula Deen ... and her 'do looks great too!

Animals were probably harmed in the making of this picture.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Pets, The Rich Life
Tags: animal, animals, celebrity chef, celebrity chef earnings, celebrity chefs, CelebrityChef, CelebrityChefEarnings, CelebrityChefs, celebuchef, chinchilla, cooking, food, food netowrk, food network, FoodNetowrk, FoodNetwork, fur, Paula Deen, PaulaDean, PaulaDeen, PETA
Posted Mar 10th 2009 12:25PM by TMZ Staff
How much is that baby daddy in the window?

No, Larry Birkhead didn't get a job, he just jokingly got into the window of an L.A. store on Monday.
Anna Nicole's millions are recession-proof.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Anna Nicole Smith, The Rich Life
Tags: Dannielynn, Larry Birkhead, LarryBirkhead
Posted Feb 22nd 2009 11:29AM by TMZ Staff
Check out David and Victoria Beckham's sons playing b-ball. Romeo and Cruz use their bodyguard as a human basketball hoop. It's nice to know they have so much money they can pay people to stand still.

Filed under: Kids, Becks & Posh, The Rich Life
Tags: becks, david beckham, DavidBeckham, galaxy, kids, posh, victoria beckham, VictoriaBeckham
Posted Feb 18th 2009 8:45AM by TMZ Staff
Relax. The headline is just a Marie Antoinette thing, because last night Sean Young bragged she hadn't invested in the stock market, so ... "I'm so rich now and everybody is just like, just dying."

In her defense, she is clearly doing a lot to stimulate the liquor industry.
Filed under: The Rich Life
Tags: bailout, economy, sean young, SeanYoung, stimulus, stock market, StockMarket
Posted Feb 17th 2009 3:30AM by TMZ Staff
The stock and housing markets have crashed, people are losing jobs by the thousands everyday. But now there is an undeniable marker of hard times: Part of The Donald has gone belly up.
Trump Entertainment Resorts Inc. filed for Chapter 11 this AM in a New Jersey bankruptcy court. The company had until today to reach an agreement with bond holders to restructure $1.25 billion in debt.
D.T. resigned from the board on Friday.
Filed under: The Rich Life
Tags: bankrupt, bankruptcy, Chapter 11, Chapter11, Donald Trump, DonaldTrump, The Donald, TheDonald, Trump Entertainment Resorts, TrumpEntertainmentResorts
Posted Feb 5th 2009 12:30PM by TMZ Staff
"What the hell is this and how did it get in here?!"

Diddy's wallet manager is about to get fired for allowing this rogue bill past security.
It's all about the Benjamins, not the Washingtons!
Filed under: The Rich Life, p. diddy
Tags: Diddy
Posted Jan 30th 2009 3:41PM by TMZ Staff
Financially-challenged stars MC Hammer & Ed McMahon are finally making bank ... pimpin' for Cash4Gold.com during the Super Bowl.

The cash-strapped duo will appear in a Super Bowl spot showing peeps how they can make ends meet by selling some of their mama's gold, silver and platinum bling for dollas.
U can't touch this, but you can sell it!
Filed under: TMZ Sports, The Rich Life
Tags: Ed McMahon, EdMcmahon, Mchammer
Posted Jan 30th 2009 12:33PM by TMZ Staff
The dude's hair already looks like a million bucks -- and now the evil game show host from "Slumdog Millionaire" is making sure everybody in Hollywood knows he's frickin' rich, bitches.

Anil Kapoor -- aka Indian Regis -- was on a mission to flex his wallet last night, rollin' up to the most expensive Chinese restaurant in town ... in the most expensive car in town -- a sick Rolls Royce Phantom.
Total cost for the evening -- five billion dollars.
Filed under: Movies, The Rich Life
Tags: anil kapoor, AnilKapoor
Posted Jan 13th 2009 6:55PM by TMZ Staff
The White House private quarters will be gussied up by interior designer Michael Smith. The dude has decorated the homes of Steven Spielberg, Dustin Hoffman and Michelle Pfeiffer.

Smith is big into antiques that feel "airy and family friendly" -- whatever that means.
So look at the gallery and tell us....
Filed under: The Rich Life, Photo Galleries, Politix
Tags: Inauguration, Michael Smith, MichaelSmith, White House, WhiteHouse