Smoke 'em if you got 'em ... even if they're facing the wrong way!
"The Wrestler" has managed to get reassembled actor Mickey Rourke his career back, now he just needs to figure out how to smoke a cigarette correctly.
Baby steps.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Nurse!
Kathy Griffin claims she thought CNN had already gone to commercial when she dropped the "D**k" Heard 'Round the World with Anderson Cooper on New Year's Eve -- but even if it was a mistake, her mama ain't happy.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
This poor guy didn't realize his lift pass came with an impromptu upside down peep show. 
According to The Smoking Gun, this bizarre chairlift mishap left the Vail skier dangling head over heels for 15 minutes freezing his ass off -- for reals!
Employees of the Blue Sky Basin eventually got the man down before he could fall through the, er, crack.
BTW -- in the guy's defense, it was really cold.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports, Meltdowns
Chloe Sevigny doesn't sound too amped up about working on "Big Love" and we might know why -- underneath that stuffy Mormon frock she's forced to wear on set, there's a hot bod just itching for some screen time!
Filed under: TV, Wacky & Weird
Leave the spray tans and spandex outfits at home, these celebs are doing the cha-cha with the chicken of the sea.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Photo Galleries
Everything was fine and dandy when we caught Andy Dick leaving an L.A. gym yesterday, until we asked the one question that sent him running for the frickin' hills -- literally!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
The only thing funnier than watching Busty Heart annihilate a watermelon with her breasts on Spanish TV -- is watching the former "America's Got Talent" contestant try to hide her hair extension when it falls out of her head mid-smash.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
What do you call a celebrity with a black eye? A good listener!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Photo Galleries
... 's head. For like a second. We think.
Filed under: Music, Wacky & Weird
Howie Mandel told our cameraman he heard Charles Barkley was on his way to a job interview when cops busted him for DUI.
In his defense, some people do consider it work.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Ryan Seacrest arrived in the Carribean yesterday with 24-year-old Playboy Playmate Sara Jean Underwood. Your move, Simon Cowell.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, American Idol
It's the most random -- and mobile -- one-on-one we've ever done: Filming comedian Mario Joyner, who was riding a bicycle, from a moving vehicle.
Don't worry -- our photog wasn't driving.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Wearing his best Spy vs. Spy getup, Michael Jackson spent New Year's Eve lurking through the aisles of a bookstore with one of his minions and an open umbrella.
The last thing the 50-year-old former King of Pop needs is any more bad luck.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Michael Jackson
It's not just Vicki Lawrence who came out swingin' on New Year's Day, the "Mama's Family" star says her most famous character would be just as bitter over what seems to be a sore subject...
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Kathy Griffin is certainly old and experienced enough to know you don't make lewd cracks when you're wearing a hot mic... Anderson Cooper was cool about it, but d**k jokes on CNN just don't seem right -- even for New Year's Eve.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
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